Over The Grass…


Bonkers
September 17, 2011, 2:31 pm
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If you ever had those candies called Bonkers thinking/hoping for a chewing gum, I would plain refute I know you. And if I dont know you, well this is why. Bonkers are really one of the best gumdrops I’ve had. Addictive to the extent of finishing five five-piecs packs in a five minute autorick ride.
And surprisingly people love them a lot. Shopkeepers wntlet you walk away with just one pack. They insist you buy atleast five packs or its a no deal. Ofcourse this is partly because they are quite cheap. And they do excellenly when you need an exchange medium for getting your 100 ruppee denomination into smaller ones.
You could try to reason with the guy and tell him to let you take one pack, and treat the three ruppees he recieves as his commission for providing you with change, but he`ll probably tell you that the three ruppes is his income for the bonkers he’s letting you walk out with. And the rest of his cronies will give you a meaningful look. Almost ritualistically, as if suggesting that you look every bit the dnderhead they are all quite indiscreetly making you out to be. The rest of the gas pumpers on the petrol station would be glad to oblige these nodding gentlemen with unquestioning agreement, and then sneer at them once they leaveabout the miserly salaries they get.
Anyhoo, without being suggestive, if you were then to be willing to forsake possession of that pack of bonkers and yet be willing to pay the price, you almost stand a chance of getting your change. But its widely agreed that at this stage the human remorse would set in, and you being inclined to taking the pack out with you, state your second thoughts to the guy at the counter and swipe the pack of the counter. “You know you did take the price from me,” you sa stringently as you proceed to the door in your authorotative best.
And when that pack finishes before you can find aefore you can find a cab to shuttle the short ditance thats left to a bath, thats when you head back to pick up the 5 more.

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